MY PHILOSOPHY ON HOUSECLEANING!

 I don't do windows because ...
I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ..
I am terrified a guest
will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)





I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.




I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.




I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!




I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.



I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.



I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".



I don't stress much on anything because ...



"A Type" personalities
die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!







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