MY PHILOSOPHY ON HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ...
I
love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get
hurt.
I don't wax floors because ..
I am terrified a
guest will slip and get
hurt then I'll feel terrible
( plus
they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good
company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with
everything I say. 
I don't disturb cobwebs
because ...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean
because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the
others
to get jealous. 
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's
way,
HE is an excellent designer! 
I don't put things away
because ...
My husband will never be
able
to find them again. 
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain
because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over
what
to make when
they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron
because ...
I choose to believe
them when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because
...
"A Type" personalities die young
and I want to stick
around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol'
woman!!!
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