My favorite Christmas cookies

Thought you might enjoy a copy of my favorite Christmas cookie recipe:

        1 cup of water
        1 tsp. baking soda
        1 cup of sugar
        1 tsp. salt
        1 cup of brown sugar
        lemon juice
        4 large eggs
        1 cup nuts
        2 cups of dried fruit
        1  bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

      Sample the Cuervo to check quality.  Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.  Pour one level cup
and drink.  Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.  Add one teaspoon of sugar.  Beat again.  At this point it's
best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

      Turn off the mixerer thingy.  Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on
the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose

with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.  Next, sift

two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table.  Add a spoon

of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

      Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner.  Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

      CHERRY MISTMAS