DOCTOR'S VISIT 


There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this.........



I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30AM. I had only
just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.


As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort.


So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in.


Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.


I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?"


I didn't respond.


After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal --- some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After
school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.


She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." :-) :-) :-) :-)