I am sending this as a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer.... We 're the greatest!!   THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA            The computer swallowed grandma.            Yes, honestly its true.            She pressed 'control' and 'enter'            And disappeared from view.            It devoured her completely,            The thought just makes me squirm.            She must have caught a virus            Or been eaten by a worm.            I've searched through the recycle bin            And files of every kind;            I've even used the Internet,            But nothing did I find.            In desperation, I asked Jeeves            My searches to refine.            The reply from him was negative,            Not a thing was found 'online.'            So, if inside your 'Inbox,'            My Grandma you should see,            Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her            And send her back to me! Unknown