Kids say the darndest things!



MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. 

Granny replied she was so old she didn't

remember any more.

Melanie said, "If you don't

remember you just look in the back of your

pants. Mine say five to six."



STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.

"I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to

bury you outside my bedroom window."



BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a

painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the

bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it

was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for

her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:

"How does it know it's me?



SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the

hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she

said, "It makes my teeth cough."



D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and

asked: "How much do I cost?"



CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.

When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied,

"I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get

married. How will my wife fit in?"



JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.

His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take

his wife and flee out of the city but his

wife looked back and was turned to salt."

Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"



TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an

elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy

looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't

your skin fit your face?"



The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

this particular Sunday sermon...

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended

toward heaven and a rapturous look on his

upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He

would have continued but

at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was

listening!) Leaned over to me and asked

quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"








Hahahahaha nothing better than a good belly laugh!