Why older chicks rule!!!!!!........written by a guy!!

           This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for
           those who areturning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
           50's...AND 60's and... and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!...

         This was written
           by
           Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

           
          Andy Rooney says:                     

          As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
          of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
           
          - A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of
           the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
           care what you think.
           
           -If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she
           doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
           something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
           more interesting.
           
           -A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be
           assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
           from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot
           what you might think about her or what she's doing.
           
           -Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
           screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
           of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
            it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
            they can get away with it.
           
           -Older women are generous with praise, often
           undeserved. They know what it's like to be
           unappreciated.
           
           -A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce
           you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
           will often ignore even her best friend because she
           doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40
           couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
           because she knows her friends won't betray her.
           
          - Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
          confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always
           know.
           
           -A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red
           lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
           
           -Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is
           far sexier than her younger counterpart.
           
          - Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
            you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
            one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand
            with her.
           
           -Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
           reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
           stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
           yellow golf  pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
           
          Ladies, I apologize.
           
           -For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
           can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.
           Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
           Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
           Pig, just to get a little sausage.
           
           Amen to that!!