Redneck Logic
An Alabama couple, both
bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting
the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started
the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make that decision;
why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every
ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want
a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.