A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still
looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was
it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO
MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT